6th Degree Thesis
7th Degree Thesis
Matrix, The 3 Stooges & Superman Video (unedited)
TAEKWONDO ARTICLES AND LESSONS
Personal Ability
Flexibility
Work Ethic
Perseverance
TKD Lifestyle
Tenets of TKD
Being a Servant
Size and Strength
Learning Respect
The Structure of TKD
Climbing to Higher Levels
Developing Proper Attitudes
Tips on Personal Conditioning
Indomitable Spirit and Courage
The Don't Quit Attitude of Perseverance
Relationship of Courtesy and Indomitable Spirit
Relationship Between Integrity and Perseverance
How to Improve Your Kicking Technique and Ability
BULLETIN INSERTS
Beauty
Soldier
Birthday
Jerusalem
Movies
Faithful
Filling
Mother's Day Poem
Life of Christ
Mother's Day
Work of God
TAEKWONDO AND MARTIAL ART HUMOR
You Might Be A Taekwondo Practitioner If,
* You find yourself casually standing in a half cat stance.
* You trip, go into a roll and come up in a fighting stance - In church.
* When you're outside doing landscaping/gardening you "practice" with all the neat weapons.
* You tie your bathrobe belt in a square knot. Then check to make sure the ends are exactly even.
* You accept change from the cashier using an inverted perfect knife hand with the thumb carefully tucked in.
* You put your hands together in a martial arts bow position during grace at the dinner table.
Signs That You Are A Middle Aged Martial Artist
You savor the flavor of Ibuprofen.
You Kihop and your dentures hit the person in front of you.
Your sparring partner begins with the statement, "I really don't want to hurt you..."
You ask your instructor about the use of a walker in Pattern training.
Like a toothache, it feels so good when you stop!
and, the number 1 reason "Your family nickname is "Rice Crispy," because when you get out of bed in the morning, there's a deafening sound of snap, crackle and pop!
Question: What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Answer: "Make me one with everything?"
Definition: De Ja Fu - The feeling that somewhere, somehow, you've been kicked in the head like this before.
If you owned a martial arts restaurant:
The big steak on the menu would be called the Choong Moo.
The southern dish would be called the "Y-all Gok".
The specialty bread: Tae Kwon dough.
A specialty drink: Kara Tea.
Drink for sad people: The "blue belt".
The badly cooked meal: How wrong